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The Sex Life of an Electron


One night, when his charge was full to capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute little coil to discharge him. He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across the wheatstone bridge, into a magnetic field, next to a flowing current, to watch the sine waves.

Micro Farad, attracted by Millie's characteristic curve, soon had her field fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted it parallel and began to short circuit her shunt.

With her tube at maximum output and her coil vibrating from current flow, her shunt reached maximum heat. The excess current had gotten her shunt pretty hot and Micro's capacity was rapidly discharged and drained off ever electron. They fluxed all night and tried various connections and sockets, until his bar magnet had lost its field strength.

Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self induction and damaged her solenoid. With her capacity fully discharged, Micro Farad was unable to excite his transformer, so they ended up reversing polarity and blowing each others fuses.

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